Portrayals Of Plastic Surgery: Normal In Real Life; Crazy In Fiction!

December 24, 2009 No comments »

In everyday life, cosmetic surgery is an easy cure for pudginess, blemishes and minor physical niggles that otherwise trouble us; but in fiction, it is even more important! While science fiction can rely on alternative dimensions, mutations, spells and reincarnations to justify severe physical changes, but stories set in the “real world” can only rely plastic surgery to fill up a few plot-holes.

On film and television, the most obvious use of plastic surgery is to get away with introducing a new actor into an established role. For example, the actor behind the titular ‘Stepfather’ series of slasher movies, Terry O’Quinn, decided not to reprise the role in the third film of the franchise. His replacement, Robert Wightman, gets ‘explained’ by a brief back-alley (anaesthetic free!) face modification surgery. Similarly, in the sitcom ‘Allo Allo’ the actor playing Herr Flick switched from Richard Gibson to David Janson in Series 9. The excuse used was that Flick needed intensive surgery to avoid detection from the Allied Forces

In low budget films, it can even be used as a cost-saving device. ‘Captain America’ (1990), based on the comic series, still fights against his main opponent the villain Red Skull. Born Joseph Schmidt, he is traditionally depicted with, unsurprisingly, a grotesque red skull, caused by wearing a mysterious mask given to him by Adolf Hitler. But, to avoid the make-up costs, he receives a skin-graft very early in the film’s running time, leaving only a few occasional glimpses, serving mostly to make the trailer look slightly less disappointing.

In other situations it is simply used for its humorous potential – comedy is driven by the upheaval of the established order, so when the seemingly fixed attribute of human identity suddenly becomes fluid, hilarity frequently ensues. Often this involves a satire of the very practice of plastic surgery itself. ‘Arsenic and Old Lace’ offers a light-hearted spoof of the old idea that cosmetic operations were only required by criminals who desperately needed a change of identity, directly referencing Joseph Moran who worked in that capacity for the Ma Barker gang. In the film (and the play that provided its source), the intended goal of turning into an inconspicuous-looking harmless regular Joe backfires as the surgeon makes him look like menacing horror actor Boris Karloff (who actually played the part in the Broadway version!)

In some cases, this is less a parody of actual plastic surgery but more the ridiculousness of the conventions talked about in this article. ‘Soap Dish’ (1991) lampoons the absurd medical miracles performed on the operation table when the network executive in charge proposes bringing a decapitated character back to life in a “groundbreaking” 16 hour procedure.”

Despite being an easy target for mockery, cosmetic surgery does have plenty of value outside the realms of motion pictures. But it is still lot more fun to watch on the big-screen.

Tron Legacy

July 27, 2009 No comments »

A few of you may remember a little film in the early 80’s named TRON.

Apart from blowing everyone’s mind with its highly advanced graphics (for its time) it showed how film and cinema was evolving.

Well – we can now notch up another breakthrough – it looks like Disney have finally caught onto the remake/remaster/modernise band wagon. They have decided to continue the story for TRON Legacy.

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Here we see the brand new Light Cycles – a fun fun time for all fans!

Trailer can be found here -

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A good point to note is that it looks like this will be canon from the previous Tron, with Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges) returning for a key role!

Enjoy. Word.

Half Blood Prince breaking the back of the Box Office

July 17, 2009 No comments »

What an opening week for our own little English creation. Rowling has done well to ensure that Mr Potter has not been altered by the Hollywood mainstream market – in such a way that we now have 6 box office hits under the Harry Potter name.

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Children everywhere are dreaming of getting the flying envelope with the invitation to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. I’m sure David Yates – our Harry Potter 6 director – will be waiting for his flying invitation to direct Harry Potter 7 and 8 with the box office success of 6.

But theres only 7 books one says! To calm the soul, the last book is being split in two as there is literally that much fun to be had with the storyline.

To have yourself a little research into this topic don’t hesitate to go to -

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=25329

and

http://boxoffice.com/

With Harry Potter 6 looking like Hollyoaks with magic – I’m sure we can all say we are fully intrigued as what 7 and 8 will bring.

“It’s lucky it’s dark…I haven’t blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.” – Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Comic-to-Movie Madness with the Green Lantern

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What a week!

Some nubile minds out there may remember a certain Mr Reynolds stealing the show from our favourite Marvel character – Wolverine/Hugh Jackmen in his latest comic book stint.

Yes! The ever wise cracking Deadpool reared his scarred face and double samurai swords to such great heights that a spin off movie had more hype than you could shake a stick at.

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And now….he’s given up on our Marvel hero Deadpool and switched to the DC Universe for the Green Lantern! Woop! Woop!

What more can be said than “this guy loves comic book roles”.

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The Green Lantern Reynolds will be playing is one Hal Jordan from the Silver Age of the DC Universe.

Hal Jordan is a cocky USAF test pilot (perfect for Reynolds), chatty, wisecracking, brave and courageous. In the process of testing a flight simulator he is transported to the side of a dying alien called Abin Sur. Knowing his death is near he gives posession of his power ring to Jordan making him a member of the Green Lantern Corps (Guardians of the Universe). Jordan now a member of Green Lantern Corps becomes a member of the Justice League and goes on to become an essential comic hero!

What this means for Deadpool we don’t know, but either way we’re excited to see yet another comic book hero brought to life by Deadpool….I mean Reynolds.

Some interesting Green Lantern Info below -

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Playittoday.org’s 3 trailers you must see!

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A little treat for all you film lovers – playittodays round up of trailers that are of particular interest to anyone with half a brain for film!

Gamer – Gerard Butler gets all X-Box live with a twist.

Sherlock Holmes – Robert Downey Jr lets Guy Ritchie direct him!

District 9 – Peter Jackson produces a film directed by the man who made the advert with the wicked little transforming citreon car  dancing to “Jacques Your Body” by Les Rythmes Digitales!

Enjoy!

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Slumdog Millionaire

July 2, 2009 No comments »

Although it is a fact that Hollywood directors have always been making some outstanding movies based on literary works, there are some movies which are just wonderful to watch and Slumdog Millionaire is one of those for sure.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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In Hollywood, you can find directors making films on all sorts of topics. Many of these movies are specifically made for a specific group of people. But, there are some movies that are fit for all and Harry Potter is one of those movies for sure.

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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

July 1, 2009 No comments »

When the lights go off the battle is on. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is the sequel of the blockbuster hit in 2006, Night at the museum which grossed over 250 million dollars. In this movie , Ben stiller is back as Larry Daley, a graveyard-shift night watchman at the Museum of Natural History in the first film, who has moved on to form his own company selling “As Seen On TV” inventions to much success.

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MBNA Limerick International Music Festival

June 23, 2009 2 comments »

MBNA and the Irish Chamber Orchestra are working together to host the MBNA Limerick International Music Festival, in July 2009.

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The Fantastic Mr Fox

June 19, 2009 No comments »

Currently, it feels like Hollywood movies that are based on novels are better than the other ones. There are action movies, suspense movies and all other types of movies that you can think of but movies based on literary work are truly amazing. Amongst many of these types of movies, The Fantastic Mr. Fox is going to be one of the best for sure.

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